New World Online headquarters…

“Sir, we have another issue with the bandit cave….” A young man at his desk brow furrowed as he watched the red alerts flashing up on his screen.

“What again!? What is it now!?” The older man asked. He had just settled the issues with the broken slimes. Now he had to deal with another issue, and he already knew the culprit of it all! “This damn cat!”

“Sir… The final boss of the bandit cave has made his way down to the second level due to an issue that arose.” The young man could see that his superior was starting to get made. The veins on top of his head that were popping out were a dead giveaway.

“What!? Why!? What the hell did the cat bitch do this time!?” The older man yelled out.

“Who are you calling a bitch!?” Melinda’s voice echoed through the office, causing everyone to go dead quiet. They all knew another good show was about to happen.

The older man ran his hand down his face, hearing that voice. He hated dealing with this woman more than fixing the damn bugs the cat girl caused. With a frown, he turned and looked at Melinda, who was walking over as if someone had just murdered her son. “You damn fat baldie! Don’t you ever call my cute and lovable Lexy a bitch ever again, or you will not be able to walk out of this office with that thing between your legs!”

“You! Do you think you can get away with talking to me like this!? We have laws, you know! Plus, that damn cart girl you keep putting on a pedestal just fucked my system up again! I have every right to call her a bitch!” The older man refused to back down. The final boss was never supposed to go to the second floor! This was unheard of!

“So what!? Your job is to make sure my Lexy can live a wonderful and spoiled life in game. If you can’t even do that, maybe I should donate some extra money to have you removed from your position! Even your advertising team is using my adorable little kitty for publicity!” Melinda yelled back with her arms crossed across her chest. “Plus! That stupid idiot boss of yours was not a good leader! Those bandits that were killing elementals were doing so in order to avenge my poor Lexy’s Waggy!”

“What the hell is a waggy!?” The older man looked at Melinda and knew she would not respond, so he looked at the young man sitting close by. 

“Sir, it-it’s Lexy’s tail. She… Ummm… Lexy named it Waggy. To be honest, it might be our fault as her tail got singed by the lava. The lava dripping down the walls is not supposed to harm players.” The young man tried to explain.

“What the hell does her tail and lava have to do with the damn bandits trying to avenge her stupid tail!?” The older man roared. He did not get it! Why were the A.I. always acting up in front of this damn cat girl!?

“Whose tail did you say was stupid!?” Melinda yelled out, causing the older man to turn and glare at her. He no longer cared if he got fired or not for talking back to this woman!

“I said that damn cat girl’s tail is stupi….”

*Slap!*

“You!?” The older man stared at Melinda in shock! He never expected this woman to resort to violence!

“I dare you to say it again!” Melinda was already rolling up her sleeves. She would never let anyone talk bad about her, Lexy!

Hidden in the corner sipping some coffee, the actual boss of the place was standing there watching the show from the side. His assistant leaned over and asked: “Shouldn’t we stop this?”

“Allen, you of all people know that I am number two in the Nya Nya Fan Club. Why would I stop the leader from beating up a blasphemer?” The boss asked as he looked at the older man with cold eyes. “Also, after today, replace this idiot with someone else and delete the bandit dungeon when Miss Lexy is finished exploring it. How dare a dungeon harm my neko goddess.” 

“Sir…” Allen decided not to ask. He knew this boss of his was obsessed with the cat girl. But he never realized it was this bad. He could only pray that in the future that the other dungeons do not get deleted after Lexy enters them. “I will have it done right away, sir.”

Back on the other side of the office...

Anger filled the older man's eyes as he held his cheek and yelled out: “Fine! I will say it again! That damn cat has ruined our damn game! If I could delete her, I would!”

“You asked for it!” Melinda balled up her fist and popped the older man in the face. Not once or twice but four times! 

“Ahhh! You damn beast of a woman! Screw your Waggy!” The older man yelled while desperately trying to block Melinda’s onslaught of punches. 

On this day at New World Online, the staff would designate this day as Waggy Day. The day when the most brutal fight in all of New World Online had happened.

And the cause of this entire event was currently looking up at the rough looking man in the air with great interest. She leaned over and whispered into Megalim’s ear: “Limlim, I think he wants to pray to Waggy.”

Megalim choked on her tea, spitting it out as she looked at Lexy with wide eyes. Why was her girlfriend so cute!? Megalim loved this innocent little kitty more and more! “Yes… I am sure he is here to pray to Waggy….”

“Right!? Waggy is so popular. One day I will be just as popular!” Lexy said as she pumped her fists.

Lexy’s bright smile lasted only a  few seconds before turning to a frown when a gruff voice entered her ear. “You and You! What did you do to my men!?”