
I Failed To Be Truck Kun’d And Was Forced Into A VRMMO As A Cat-Girl
Demon Queen’s Army
“Even so, what kind of quest makes people loot dirty underwear!? That is just disgusting!” Lexy pouted her lip. She really did not wish to take this item out of the bag, so she left it there and stuffed it back into her inventory. “I guess we can only try to find the actual quest giver unless it is one of those quests that only activates when you have all the items.”
“Then let’s begin looking around.” Megalim wondered just what kind of quest would require dirty socks and underwear.
The two exited the tent and cleaned up their campsite. After that, they returned to the second floor. “Hmm? Is it just me, or is it not as hot as before?”
Lexy looked around and felt slightly confused. She could have sworn it was unbearably hot on this floor last time without Megalim’s cooling spell. “Lexy, look. The lava flows have stopped.”
“Oh? Now that you mention it. The lava flows are gone, and so are all the fire elementals.” Lexy also took notice that the room was much dimmer than before as well.
“Nee-san!” A gruff voice came from the side. Lexy turned to see the final bandit boss and around hundred and fifty bandits kneeling in orderly rows in front of her.
Lexy suddenly felt like she was a queen that stood in front of the masses as they bowed to her feet. Lexy put one hand on her hip and raised her chin up high, putting on a noble facade. “Please rise, my good friends. There is no need to bow.”
Megalim rolled her eyes as she thought: ‘Here we go again….’
The dungeon boss stood up but still kept his head bowed in reverence. “We have dealt with those who wished to harm Waggy. I… I mean, us brothers would like to follow Nee-san from this moment on. ”
[Ding!]
[System Notification: Demon Queen's Army Panel Unlocked!]
[To live up to your title as a Demon Queen, one must have a loyal army that will follow your every order. The number of members a Demon Queen can have in her army at any given time is based on level.]
[Current Army: 0/500]
[Demon Queen can call upon their army to fight for them at any time.]
[Followers must be willing to follow the demon queen to join the demon queen's army.]
[Members can not be more than ten levels higher than the demon queen.]
[Members will level up while doing missions set up by the demon queen.]
Lexy looked at the notice, her lips curling up into a beautiful crescent as she leaned her head back and put both of her hands on her hips: “Nyahahahahaha! This Demon Queen will really rise up! So be it! I will accept you all!”
[Ding!]
[Notice: 120 bandits, 32 elite bandits, 1 boss bandit have joined the Demon Queen's Army]
[Notice: New Army members detected, please enter a name for the army.]
“Hmm, name? Let’s see….” Lexy thought for a moment before she smiled and entered the name. “My Panzer Force!”
“Ummm… Lexy, you typed, My Pantsu Force….” Megalim, who was looking over her shoulder, pointed out.
[Ding!]
[Notice: Demon Queen’s army name changed to My Pantsu Force.]
Lexy froze and looked at the name that was entered and suddenly felt like crying. She remembered an anime in her past life that had a tank called Panzer in it. She wanted to name her army something that sounded cool, but now she was stuck with a name like My Pantsu Force….
“Is there a way to change it!?” Lexy quickly went to her new menu screen to see a list of all the bandits that joined her army but nothing that allowed her to change the army’s name! “Nya! Stupid game!”
As Lexy was busy trying to figure out how to change her army name, the Boss of the bandits suddenly yelled out: “Listen up, you low lives! Our Queen has named us the My Pantsu Force! We must now protect our Queen's pantsu! Our Queen’s pantsu is a treasure amongst treasures! If anyone dares to let anyone touch our treasure besides our Queen’s lover, will be punished with death!”
“Ummm…” Lexy was stunned at this sudden turn of events. Why were her panties being protected!? She did not understand!
“Don’t worry, my Queen. Your panties will always be safe with us around. No one but the mistress will be allowed to see your panties. We kill anyone who dares try to sneak a peek!” The boss bandit replied, his words and actions made him sound very righteous.
“But… My panties do not….” Lexy tried to explain things but was quickly cut off.
“Do not worry, my Queen. Your pantsu will always be safe from prying eyes. ” After saying this, he quickly turned around and pointed at the men behind him. “Okay, men, get off your lazy asses and scout the area. Any panty-loving bastards you see kill them!”
“Uhhh! Wait! I do not need….” Lexy reached out to try to stop them all, but before she could, they all ran off as fast as lightning. Lexy could only stand there staring at the retreating backs as they began flipping every rock and pebble they could find. Their faces were vicious, as if they were looking for someone to kill! A random mob spawned, and fifty bandits jumped it stabbing it with their swords, all while screaming: “How dare you try to see our Queen's pantsu!”
Megalim was burying her head in Lexy’s back. Her face beat red as she held her stomach. She couldn’t hold back her laughter. Lexy could only stand there in disbelief, trying to figure out why this was all happening. Wasn’t she supposed to be their queen!? Why would they not listen to her!?
Little did Lexy know that on this day, the mighty My Pantsu Force would one day become world-renowned and feared by all. Of course, this is a story for a later time. As of now, Lexy was too busy stomping her feet and ignoring the stupid bandits' rampage while she searched for a way to at least change the name.
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