Days passed, and so did weeks. I spent my entire time cutting various parts of my body off to improve my skills. And what were the fruits of my labor, you asked? <Pain Nullification (Lvl 4 > 12)>, <Regeneration (Lvl 5 >25)>, Minor HP Recovery (Lvl 2 > 10),  <Thick Skin (Lvl 6 > 15)>, and <Gluttony (Lvl 4 > 22)>.  One thing that I found out was that after hitting <Pain Nullification (Lvl 12)> I no longer felt any pain at all, even if I were to rip my own arm off, I would feel nothing. Did I test this, you ask? Actually, I did… Well, I had to just in case. I mean, I would rather deal with the pain while I am safe than in the middle of a fight. Let's say that I am fighting a dragon or something, and this dragon, although not as beautiful and awesome as me, is very powerful. It bites down on my arm and rips my arm right off my delicate body. It would hurt like hell if I did not have <Pain Nullification (Lvl 12)>.

What is really cool is that after <Gluttony (Lvl 22)>  hit level 20, I can actually suck things into or towards my mouth from a distance. My max distance at the moment is 20 feet. Then there is <Regeneration (Lvl 25)> and <High Speed Regeneration (MAX)>, any served limb will grow back instantly. So unlike before, where it took a few seconds to grow something back. Now it's as soon as my arm or whatever is removed, it will instantly regenerate in less than a second.

Now a really interesting title I got just yesterday was this…

{Vampire Slayer}

[Title is given to those who have killed multiple Vampires. Title bonus: +50% damage to Vampires]

I am actually not sure how or why I even gained this title. I am not sure if it is because I spent all this time cutting legs and arms off my body or what. But it gave me the title, so I personally don't care. At least if I ever need to fight my own kind, I have an advantage.

With this all said and done, I figured enough time had passed that I should be able to enter the village again. So I made my way out of my little hiding spot and returned to the main road. Now, I am not sure if me and this guy who always seems to have a dog are fated or not but as soon as I stepped on the main road, the young man whose dog I ate last time was once again walking a dog. I guess this was this dog was Puchi's replacement. I appraised the dog, of course, and found it had nothing worth wild, so I decided to leave it alone. But even after leaving such a snack alone, the owner, the young man that is, was staring at me so intently that I wanted to scream!  Why must he stare?

He didn't recognize me, did he? Huh? Wearing a large leaf on my head doesn't count as trying to hide my identity? The leaf will just make people look at me more? No, no! I mean, come on, my disguise is perfect, right? I have a big green leaf wrapped around my head. There is no way he will recognize me.  My disguise is too awesome for him to recognize me!

Hmm? Why is he picking up his dog? Why is he slowly backing away? Wait! He just went into a full sprint as if he had seen a monster! Aw, well, right now, I just need to make it to town. I want to sleep in a nice warm bed for once. Money, you ask? Well, The guards from last time had a bunch, so I collected it instead of eating it. I really can't wait to dive into a fluffy bed and eat some real food for once.

Anyway, I can see the gate now. But something seems off. There seems to be a large group of guards gathering. I am not too sure, but they seem to be shouting something and pointing at me. Oh, isn't that the young man from earlier? He is also pointing at me and saying something to the man in gold armor next to him.

Not sure what was going on, I continued to walk forward, acting as if I did not see the guards. Of course, ideally, that was what I would have done, but as I tried to pass, they all pointed their swords and spears at me. "You! With the ugly leaf on your head! What did you come here for?"

Oh no! Here we go again, asking me questions. I stood there in silence which seemed to have made the guard who asked me the question mad. "Quickly take off that ugly leaf and let us see your face!"

The guard yelled at me, causing me to flinch a bit as he reached out to try to take away my leaf. "Ahh!!! My arm!"

*Crunch!*

I swear I did not do that on purpose!  Please believe me! What did I do, you ask? I bit his arm…  off… I mean, what was I supposed to do? He was about to take off my super awesome disguise. Do you have any idea how long it took me to come up with such an awesome disguise such as this?  Huh? Less than thirty seconds? Wait, you were watching? Well, the time is beside the point. The guard still reached out to try to touch me. It was all in self defense, okay?

But now it seems I might be in a bit of trouble because more and more guards are showing up. Is it because I did not spit out the guard's arm and just ate it as if it was a chicken leg? Probably not? Well, whatever, seeing how my most awesome disguise was no longer working, I took it off to reveal my beautiful face. What, I am a narcissist, you say? Well, if you were as beautiful as me, wouldn't you be one as well? No words of retort? Yeah, that is what I thought!

But really, I think I might be in big trouble here. Because as soon as I revealed my face, the guards all surrounded me instantly.