“Nyaaa! Limlim, save me!” There was currently a cute cat girl dangling from ropes that were strung up on the ceiling of the tunnel. The tunnel was long and filled with traps, and a certain cat girl kept setting each one off. Even when she was trying to be as careful as possible, she still set off every trap. Megalim had seen her short new life flash before her eyes many times. 

“Lexy, maybe I should lead…” Megalim finally couldn’t take it anymore as she waved her staff, sending a fireball out to burn the ropes. 

Lexy pouted her lip. It was not like she wanted this to happen! She was truly trying to be very careful! Who would have thought after tossing so many rocks that the one place a rock didn't land, she would step on and spring a trap? If she had a luck stat, Lexy was unsure if it would be negative one million or so high that she was lucky enough to know exactly where to step to set off the traps, causing her body to move to them on its own. 

Landing on the floor, Lexy’s tail sagged, and her ears drooped as she walked over to Megalim and placed her forehead on her shoulder. “This place hates me.”

Megalim felt bad. Lexy had been shot at by arrows, almost squished, almost fell into a large hole with spikes. She was even almost run over by a large stone ball. The worst was when twenty iron bath pans fell from god knows where and hit her in the head. She had truly suffered the past few hours. Megalim patted her back and scratched her ears. “We should be getting past this part soon.”

Although Megalim was not one hundred percent sure of this, she knew that dungeons would not have just traps to kill players. By the name of the dungeon, there should at least be some bandits running around here, someplace. “Mmm…” 

Lexy nodded her head and lifted her head. She leaned in and gave Megalim a peck on the lips before turning around. She was not going to let some stupid traps hang her up! “Let’s go! Nyaaaaaa! Limlim, save me!”

The two continued on, and about a half hour later, they finally came to a wide open area. There were ropes hanging down from the wood beams on the ceiling, long poles with torches on them spread throughout, lighting the area up. There were also wooden platforms here and there, some of which seemed to be placed in specific ways, just asking for players to explore them. Lexy’s eyes glowed, seeing all of this because this was what a dungeon should look like! 

As the two girls were looking around, footsteps could be heard coming towards them. “What do we have here? Two pretty birds came walking in on their own. You two girls, this old man doesn't lack much in life except for a wife. How about it?”

Lexy turned her head and tilted it to the side as she asked: “Nya?”

“Nya?” The man, who was clearly one of the bandits, responded in the same fashion as Lexy feeling very confused. Nya? What does nya mean? Was this a no or a yes? 

“Nya? Nya?” Lexy responded back. Megalim was holding in her laughter, but her shaking shoulders gave her away. Her Lexy was just too cute! 

“Ummm… Miss… what does nya mean?” The bandit asked, feeling even more confused than before. 

“Nya means Nya. Don’t you know nya? Like that song… How did it go…. Nya~! Nya~!... Nya~! Nya~!... Nya Nya Nya~!” Lexy was making cat poses and doing small little spins as she danced.

“Nya~? Nya~?” The bandit, who was very confused as to what was going on, was trying to copy her. Megalim, who was watching, had turned around and bent over. She was losing health from holding her laughter in. The bandit was dancing and making cat poses while singing along with Lexy.

“Oh! You're doing good! Keep going. One more time. Nya~! Nya~!... Nya~! Nya~!... Nya Nya Nya~!” Lexy clapped and continued singing and dancing. The Bandit sang and danced along with her. 

“What the hell are you doing!? You were sent out to stop the intruders, and here you are dancing!? And you call yourself a Harold Sky Bandit!?”

“Ahh!” The bandit who was dancing almost jumped out of his skin to see his comrade standing there staring at him icily. He then turned to Lexy, his cheeks red, his eyes full of grievances. “Damn witch! How dare you cast a spell on me!” This was his only way out! In his heart, he was apologizing to the pretty cat girl. But he had no choice. His manly pride was on the line!

It was not Lexy’s turn to be confused as she pointed to herself and asked: “I casted a spell on you?” 

“Yes, you damn witch!” The bandit yelled out. The entire time he was winking at Lexy, trying to get her to play along.

“But all I did was sing and dance. How was that a spell? You know it’s not nice to lie! You will go to hell if you lie!” Lexy argued, ignoring the bandit’s weird eye twitch.

“How was it not a spell!? Why else would I be doing such humiliating things!?” The bandit yelled out. His winking speed increased, making it look like he had an involuntary twitch.

“Just shut up and kill them!? What the hell are you arguing for!?” The other bandit couldn’t take it anymore and charged forward. The bandit who danced with Lexy looked at the ground and then at his comrade and sighed. “I guess this old man will be single for life.” With that said, he drew his sword and charged at Lexy and Megalim.

Lexy looked at the poor bandit that seemed to have a sad expression on his face, much different from the smile he had when he was dancing and singing, and felt bad for what was about to happen. But this was life. She was here to loot and kill bandits while he was said bandit she wanted to kill. While they shared a love for nya, nyas, and dancing, their friendship was never meant to be. Lexy drew her sword whip and lashed out. A pained expression filled her face as the whip struck the bandit she had danced with. “My dear nya, nya friend. Life is truly cruel!”