“Greetings to everyone here. Today will be the day that all of you have been waiting for. The second grand event of New World Online will commence soon. The rules are simple. Capture as many flags as you can. Once you capture a flag, you must then defend it. Stealing, killing, and bullying the others. It is all fun and games when playing capture the flag… Oh, but make sure you do not do these things in real life, or it will end up bad, for us. The event will last for two weeks, so I hope you all got yourselves ready for a lengthy event.” The strange creature floating in the air this time was different from the last announcer and looked like a mish-mash of a fox, bear, and turtle all sewn together. 

It was now finally time for the event that Lexy and the rest of the members of the World Domination guild had been preparing for. Even Staple took time off work and got the necessary things she would need for staying in game for such a long time ready. Because the game company had been preparing for an event like this for so long, they had even developed a certain medication that would stop any bodily functions from happening as well as give nutrients to the body on a slow-release so the players' bodies would be able to be sustained. The pills worked by breaking down the things in the stomach and releasing the impurities that the body would normally get rid of through the players' pores as a gas that only lingered in the air for a short amount of time while at the same time supplying the body with its daily needs. The pill affected the bladder a little differently as it purified the urine in the body until it was pure water and by mixing some nuetriants in to it would then use that as a means of rehydrating the body. 

You could say it was a miracle pill on its own for all gamers and lazy people. It was also not cheap at a cost of one thousand USD no matter which country you were from. And it was limited to one pill per person and only those who had registered accounts. Players were also made to sign a contract stating they were going to use the pill. If they did not, and the pill was sold on the market, everyone who signed a contract but did not participate in the event would then be investigated by their respective authorities. 

New World Online had invested a lot on the pill and did not wish for it to be abused as it was the only way to allow players to function in game for long periods of time during events like this. This was because the capture the flag event was located in a small world created by the devs that was as big as the main game world of New World Online. A special zone for only those in the event.

“The team with the most flags at the end of the two-week period will be rewarded with a special reward. Team sizes are not limited, so entire guilds are allowed to team up. But just remember, size does not matter, it is how you use it… err… Team size does not matter, it is how well you work together that does. A team with thousands of players could easily be decimated by a team with only a few. Take, for example, how Onyx was killed by her Highness Lexy and her queen Megalim from the World Domination guild.  Or how Onyx's top players were all killed by the sword witch herself, Olivia, the guild leader of the World Domination guild. Or how Onyx tries to use their numbers time after time but fails in every aspect.” The announcer kept going on and on about how much Onyx sucked, causing those of Onyx to all blush from embarrassment.

“Is it just me, or is the announcer biased toward the World Domination guild? Isn’t that a little unfair?” 

“What do you mean unfair!? Do you not know how cute and adorable Her Highness is!?” The announcer suddenly shouted. “Do you think it is bad for us to want to sponsor our goddess!?” 

Everyone stared at the announcer in disbelief. They were trying to figure out what was happening. They did not understand why the announcer, who seemed to be female, was suddenly yelling at the person who just spoke and was also calling a player their goddess. 

And the person in question the announcer was calling Her Highness and goddess…. Well, she was busy chasing her tail while her guild members laughed and smiled. “Nyahaha!”

When some of the players turned and saw this…. They also felt that maybe the announcer was right. To have such an adorable person as your goddess was not so bad. As such, the unofficial Church Of The Adrobally Cute Cat Girl Lexy was starting to form among the players. This was also formed by the leader of the Nya Nya Fan Club.

When the announcer saw that no one had any more objections or words to say, the announcer began once again. “You will now all be transported to the event area. The event begins as soon as you spawn. Good luck to you all.”

With hundreds of flashes of light, all the players disappeared from the square all except one. This was the person who had spoken out earlier. “Ummm… I wasn’t transported.”

“I know…” The announcer replied with a snort, then with a wave of a hand the player disappeared in a ray of light, it was only….  “Have fun for the next two weeks in our special hell created for those who dare look down on our goddess.”

The player found himself transported to a fiery world with tall red demons with pitchforks looking down at him. “Another one…”

“Yes, another one….”

“Should we boil him?”

“Yes, boil!”

“I want roasted….”

“Cut in half….”

“Cut in half!”

“Cut in half!”

The young man's face paled as he was grabbed by one of the huge red demons. He then began screaming in pain as the red demon began pulling his body in both directions at once. “Ahhhh!” 

In the air, three strange creatures floated above. Each one looked down at the young man in disdain. “Let this be a lesson for looking down on our goddess. She may be too kind to speak up for herself, but we as her followers will do our jobs and handle the dirty work for her.”