“Huh? You want to force your way into my home? I already said you can come in, but I want to hide my panties. What is wrong with your ears? Did I serve the army to be treated as some kind of spy? I even lost my legs holding back those damn robots, and you want to treat me like this!?” Eve's expression was that of shock. But slowly, her expression changed to that of someone who might have figured something out. “Wait, you are not one of those people trying to fake being military to get into my house to do unspeakable things to me, are you? Sorry but I don’t like dick. You can go elsewhere.”

 The man in the military uniform’s face turned black. He never expected the damn girl to not only talk back at him but figure out he was indeed trying to push his way into the house so he could use his status to make her bend over. “Mam, that is not what….”

*Slam!*

The metal shutter slammed shut. The man in the military uniform and his two subordinates all stood there speechless. The young woman’s decisiveness was not expected. Gritting his teeth, the man in the military uniform raised his hand and knocked on the door once more.

“One second!” Eve’s voice came from inside. The shutter once more lifted up a tiny bit, and her head poked out from underneath it. “Hello, can I help you?” Eve acted as if she had never met the man before as she gave him a bright smile. 

“Mam, like I said before, we are here to search your home to look for someone. We need to enter the house now.” The man in the military uniform replied, not realizing that Eve was giving him a questioning gaze.

“You want to enter my house? Can you wait two minutes? I need to put my dildos away. Kind of embarrassing to say, but I was doubling penning it just now, and they are all out in the open. So let me freshen up a bit before you do anything.” Eve’s blunt words cause the men’s eyes to all flash with a bit of excitement and lust. The man in the military uniform was about to say something when the shutter slammed shut once more.

But as he stood there thinking about how he was going to ravage the young woman, time ticked by. Two minutes passed….Five minutes passed… “Um, sir….”

“I know!” The man in the military uniform ground his teeth, he was only now realizing that the damn girl was fucking with him! Trying to keep his calm as much as possible, he once again knocked on the door.

“One second!” Eve’s voice once more sounded from inside. The shutter once more opened up part way, and Eve’s beautiful face once more appeared in front of the men. “What is it? I am kind of busy. You see, I am working learning how to cook, and if my pie burns, I will not be very happy.”

“Once again, Mam, I said we need to search you….” The man in the military uniform did not even get a chance to finish when the shutter slammed shut once more, and Eve’s yell came from inside. “My pie! Noooo! Its burnt!” 

Seconds later, a sad faced Eve came back to the shutter and lifted it up. “Those damn newspaper salesmen made me ruin my pie!”  A burnt object was tossed out and exploded mid air sending hot pie filling flying everywhere before the shutter slammed shut once again.

“My stinky tofu pie was ruined!” A voice came from inside that sounded like it was full of grief. 

A strong stench filled the nose of the man in the military uniform, causing him to frown. “This fucking woman! Fuck it, force open the shutter!” 

“Yes, sir!” The men behind him rushed forward, but before they could even touch the shutter, it opened up once more, and a bucket of fluid was tossed out. “Damn, why did I even go to make something so stinky!? My entire place smells like stinky tofu!” 

The two men stood there drenched in smelly water. Eve had Zero quickly mix up an entire batch of smelly substances made from chemicals and then shaped them into tofu. It was something that, once it got on your skin it, would stick there for days. She knew the law well. No matter what, they were by law not allowed to enter your home without the homeowner's permission, meaning unless they had a legal cause with a warrant that was designated for the one living there, they could not do a home search with out permission. So no matter what she did, these guys could not enter her home, and if they did so, they would be considered intruders, and intruders were allowed to be killed on sight.

“Fuck this! I don’t get paid enough for this. Let’s go. Even if the culprit is here, that fat bastard was useless anyway and only got his title due to his connections and money.” The man in the military uniform turned on his heels and walked away. His subordinates following behind him. Eve stood in front of the monitor with a sly smile on her face. “Good luck getting that stink off. Worst part is he won’t even be able to smell it himself, only those around him. Dare to have designs on me! Humph!”

Eve had planned to let them in to search. She was set up for a major search, but when she saw the glint in the man’s eyes, she decided to just ruin his life instead. Since he thought if he got in, he was going to force her into something, he can live a life being rejected by all women for stinking. “Master, you are…. Evil….”

“Hah! Zero, you have to understand that men like that are all trash. This is why I love my little minx. She is so cute and lovable, while men like that who think they can just do what they want to women need to be punished! Unless You are having a craving for dick Zero, then I can call him back.” Eve said teasingly.

“No thanks. I will only be Master’s and Mistress's plaything.”